The Jon and Jess Variety Hour
In this humble writer's opinion, you can only earn the privilege to self-cancel with honor by beating the "longest running show" record (currently at 8 episodes, soon to be 9 or more). But Jon and Jess have never been about honor. They've been about fun! That, and saying "fuck you" to the audience in the most adorable way possible. So perhaps it's no surprise that that's how they went down in episode 5.
Syndication: 
Tales of terror.
Screened: 2006-11-06 at Tribeca Cinemas
Votes: 63/125 - 50.40% share; placed 5th of 10
Downloads: 7,477
Crew
| Jon Golbe | Director, Writer, Practical Effects, Choreographer |
| Jess Lane | Director, Writer, Costume Designer, Make-Up |
| Adam Freelander | Cinematographer, Editor, Sound Mixer |
Robots! '70s! Trains!
Screened: 2007-03-26 at Tribeca Cinemas
Votes: 64/107 - 59.81% share; placed 4th of 10
Downloads: 19,990
Retards!
Screened: 2007-04-30 at Anthology Film Archives
Votes: 0/141 - 0.00% share; placed 9th of 9
Downloads: 19,501
