All Failed Next


These pilots didn't win enough audience votes to make it past the first episode. Heavy competition, shifting taste, and the alignment of the moon can all take a worthy show down -- watch these and imagine what Prime Time could have been.

How It Works

  • Anyone, anywhere submits a pilot that is five minutes or less, on a miniDV tape or DVD.
  • The creators of the prime time shows watch all submissions.
  • They pick the best ones to be screened.
  • At the screening, a live audience watches the new pilots and new episodes of the prime time shows.
  • The audience votes. Top 5 shows become the new prime time lineup.
  • Repeat.

Roya

Roya argues with her friend about a woman having a seizure on the street, as you do.

Screened: 2011-11-02 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 30/71 - 42.25% share; placed 9th of 9


 

The Lone Cornmeal Machine

Stop-motion animation has rarely, if ever before, been employed to tell the story of the anthropomorphic offspring of a cornmeal machine suffering from a groin ailment.

Screened: 2011-09-23 at New York TV Festival

Votes: 50/98 - 51.02% share; placed 6th of 9


 

The Critic

A community diner faces off against a haughty food critic.

Screened: 2011-09-23 at New York TV Festival

Votes: 29/98 - 29.59% share; placed 9th of 9


 

Cast

Mr. CookDennis Stemplinski
Mike AmbrosiaMatt Koff

Crew

Matt VermeulenDirector, Editor
RJ WhiteIllustrator, Digital Effects
Mark AnnottoIllustrator, Digital Effects
Jenne AbramowitzSound

 

Thats So Lauren

Animated finger paintings that recall PBS childrens shows of a bygone time.

Screened: 2011-08-15 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 39/82 - 47.56% share; placed 6th of 9


 

Popsicle Stick Man

The man who writes the jokes printed on popsicle sticks suffers a crisis of writers' block, general pantslessness.

Screened: 2011-08-15 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 30/82 - 36.59% share; placed 8th of 9


 

Cast

HughBrian Amos
PetePablo Moms

Crew

Brian AmosDirector, Writer
Sandra MirochaDirector, Writer
Kirstie RovnakCrew

 

The Edge of Forever

A daytime soap that condenses every plot line and interaction from a standard hour long episode of your average soap into five minutes. In other words, the best idea of all time. The audience POO POOS your best idea!

Screened: 2011-07-11 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 32/71 - 45.07% share; placed 7th of 9


 

Cast

HeleneDiana Kyle
CraneDylan Brody
CJDan Casey
MandyLindsey Gort
HoltDoug Hughs
BumVenk Modur
KendraKim Vasilakis
BrockJordan Engle
GlennAndrew Shaw
Agnes VanderstineHelen Duffy
GuerillaMC Griffin
New BobbyChris Vanderhorst
SniperCarter Caldarelli
Scared WomanDawn Cody
ABC Network AnnouncerRyan Howard
Psychiatrist / Anglomax VOPeter Hunt
Anglomax WomanBarbette Hunt
Split Personality GuyMatt McManus

Crew

T R WilkinsonDirector, Writer, Producer, Cinematographer, Editor, Sound Mixer, Props
Venk ModurProducer
Tom HaighMusic Composition
Carter CaldarelliMusic Composition, Sound
Emily LongCrew

 

SAS

Women be hosting shows on shopping networks, using products in unconventional ways.

Screened: 2011-07-11 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 29/71 - 40.85% share; placed 8th of 9


 

Available

Two available, heterosexual women work on their OK Cupid profile.

Screened: 2011-06-08 at SketchFest NYC

Votes: 15/54 - 27.78% share; placed 8th of 10


 

Dylan Brodys Story Corner

Dylan Brody narrates a story about his dogs.

Screened: 2011-06-08 at SketchFest NYC

Votes: 11/54 - 20.37% share; placed 10th of 10


 

Cast

HimselfDylan Brody
NeighborGary Stockdale
Dylan's WifeNancy Sloan Brody
HerselfSuzanne Whang
Ungrammatical Barfing GuyEric Schwartz

Crew

T R WilkinsonDirector, Writer, Producer, Cinematographer, Editor
Dylan BrodyWriter, Producer, Sound

 

Scream Engine IV

Fantasy adventure, done up in stlyin' late-'80's point-and-click adventure game fashion.

Screened: 2011-04-20 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 37/76 - 48.68% share; placed 6th of 9


 

Turtle Talk Time

Turtle talk leads very quickly to another turtle activity.

Screened: 2011-04-20 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 31/76 - 40.79% share; placed 7th of 9


 

The FNGR Evenings

Four years later, The F.N.G.R. returns for an evening adventure. But there was a new audience, who did not remember The F.N.G.R.

Screened: 2011-04-20 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 12/76 - 15.79% share; placed 9th of 9


 

Dog Life

A man urges his friend to use a dog to help pick up chicks, then all of them vanish, never to be heard from again.

Screened: 2011-03-16 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 29/69 - 42.03% share; placed 7th of 10


 

Dollars & Sense

created by Tony Zaret
A financial radio show host must decide between his legal obligations and a killer snatch.

Screened: 2011-03-16 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 22/69 - 31.88% share; placed 8th of 10


 

Cast

Jim ArsandsenseTony Zaret
TerryShek Baker
ClarinaDonna Smera
SEC OfficerDennis Stemplinski
ProducerMatt Vermeulen

Crew

Dennis StemplinskiDirector, Producer
Tony ZaretWriter, Producer, Editor
Shek BakerProducer
Matt VermeulenProducer, Sound
Mark AnnottoDigital Effects

 

Cake Boss Therapy

The show that asks, "what if The Cake Boss were also a therapist?"

Screened: 2011-02-09 at 92YTribeca

Votes: 33/73 - 45.21% share; placed 6th of 9


 

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